Uhh sheeep. you okay?
tell my friends i can’t go hang out with them today. i’m not leaving this tree. ever. in my whole life. i’m going to stay here until everyone forgets that i tripped walking back to my table and covered the most popular girl in school with the contents of my tray.
you can’t convince me otherwise.
I feel like I have been looking for this blog. I needed this blog.

I’m crash into sun
but seriously, thank you!
(and thanks to everyone else for putting up with me posting milestone posts and questions in lieu of actual content ahaha. to those of you who submitted stuff, don’t worry, I’ve received it, I’m just waiting to post them so they’re spaced out a bit. thanks!)
500+ Followers, AKA, im ded
ackn0w1edged:
Found this chicken like a mile down in a cave. Wtf.
“come white water rafting with us” they said.
“it’ll be fun” they said.
“let’s go explore that cave” they said.
“oh god a waterfall aaaaaaaaaaaaaa-” they said.
i’m not having fun yet you guys.
ive been looking at this blog for a few minutes, i dont even play minecraft but its funny lol and i have to say, you're one of the nicest submission blogs i've ever seen on tumblr. you're a nice person.

Anonymous

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa there’s so much love going around today I’m floating into space upon a bed of a thousand purring cats wow that is not a good metaphor.
thank you for your kind words! I try my best to entertain.
400+ Followers, AKA, damn you guys sURE DO LIKE GIFS

what

but

stop that

no

u all craycray

you need to leave
I didn’t even get the chance to make a 420 post

dang.
well anyway,

…I can finally update the giant flaming numerals above Ernest’s house.
also the demon chicken is still living on the roof.

IT AFFORDS A NICE VIEW.
yeah okay, whatever.
I’ve also fenced in that weird purple sheep.

I don’t how it even got in while I was gone but it won’t leave I don’t want it here
and that’s about it.
thank you all for your follows and notes and whatnot, and for putting up with my sporadic posting schedule. (◡‿◡✿)
(and don’t forget to submit, it really helps!)
I think there’s love in the air(?)
“I’M SORRY! I THOUGHT IT WAS CHAPSTICK!”
Puppy get out of there
Dog what are you doing that chest is for enchanted weapons. You are not a sword you are a dog. You are not even a bow. Get out of there dog.

you can’t fool me i know what V-E-T spells
if you wanna take me there you’ll have to find me first
nyeh heh heh heh
testicular-torture:
wolfy wat u doin
get out of there
those are solid blocks how did you get stuck in them
how are you not dying
that is lava
wolfy pls
EMBRACE THE PAIN!
METABOLIZE YOUR WEAKNESS INTO STRENGTH!