strange request, but okay.
"something", made out of fence posts.
so it’s come to this.
hey, you guys.
hey guess what.
ahh wow wonderful we did it! (✿ﾉ◡‿◡)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧
…I’d have more celebratory things to say/do but unfortunately today I have a rather booked schedule so there, uh
might be a,
bit of a delay with that…….
BUT! rest assured that I am totally doing something.
I was playing Minecraft and there were these small spaces of water (1 block) and one had a squid in it, and I have no idea what the heck the squid in the background is doing.
you too can grow your own square squid!
once the squid has sprouted simply place it in a cubic mould and as it grows it will assume the shape of the mould!
you’ll know the squid is ripe when it begins to lift out of the mould and fly away!
and that’s all it takes to slice ‘n’ dice your way to super savings!
wow, time to stop wallowing in this lake of self-pity and despair and actually do something! yeah!!
like maybe draw some giant flaming numerals on the ground.
oh wait, I guess I already did that.
actually, hold up, I want to show you a thing.
there. that’s the thing. what the fuck is that thing. who knows. not me.
anyway I guess I could like, write over these…?
oh wow. oh man.
I just got the strangest feeling that I should be really mad about something right now.
no, I’m the one in hell, remember?
searching this goddamn Nether Fortress because someone, not naming any names but his name starts with “E” and rhymes with “rnest”, didn’t believe me when I said their family WASN’T IN THE NETHER!
…also what’s this about chickens and cows? there’s only purple sheep and— well, not demon chicken anymore, I guess…
ugh, all this creepy-ass hell fog must be messing with my head.
ah, Fort Dumbass Mark II. possibly my greatest achievement yet. it truly is a marvel of construction.
dear god I’m so alone.
the only thing that can hold you back is your own imagination. the world is your mollusk, friend. you must seize the booty.
I mean the minecraft.