i'm a sheep and i'm stuck in this tree
Did Ernest the tree-sheep play an April Fools prank on anyone?

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Ernest no

:(

so it’s come to this.

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pssssssst.

hey.

hey, you guys.

everybody, hey.

hey guess what.

……………………..!

ahh wow wonderful we did it! (✿ノ◡‿◡)ノ*:・゚✧

…I’d have more celebratory things to say/do but unfortunately today I have a rather booked schedule so there, uh

might be a,

bit of a delay with that…….

BUT! rest assured that I am totally doing something.

several somethings.

probably.

eventually.

well hey there buddy
you feeling okay
'cause you seem a little
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well hey there buddy

you feeling okay

'cause you seem a little

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I was playing Minecraft and there were these small spaces of water (1 block) and one had a squid in it, and I have no idea what the heck the squid in the background is doing.

you too can grow your own square squid!
once the squid has sprouted simply place it in a cubic mould and as it grows it will assume the shape of the mould!
you’ll know the squid is ripe when it begins to lift out of the mould and fly away!
and that’s all it takes to slice ‘n’ dice your way to super savings!

I was playing Minecraft and there were these small spaces of water (1 block) and one had a squid in it, and I have no idea what the heck the squid in the background is doing.

you too can grow your own square squid!

once the squid has sprouted simply place it in a cubic mould and as it grows it will assume the shape of the mould!

you’ll know the squid is ripe when it begins to lift out of the mould and fly away!

and that’s all it takes to slice ‘n’ dice your way to super savings!

900+ Followers, AKA, when’s the last time we had one of these

wow, time to stop wallowing in this lake of self-pity and despair and actually do something! yeah!!

like maybe draw some giant flaming numerals on the ground.

oh wait, I guess I already did that.

actually, hold up, I want to show you a thing.

there. that’s the thing. what the fuck is that thing. who knows. not me.

anyway I guess I could like, write over these…?

oh wow. oh man.

it’s glorious.

thank you.

you’re welcome.

*sighs*

gratuitous plot devices

elsewhere…

I just got the strangest feeling that I should be really mad about something right now.

huh.

no, I’m the one in hell, remember?

searching this goddamn Nether Fortress because someone, not naming any names but his name starts with “E” and rhymes with “rnest”, didn’t believe me when I said their family WASN’T IN THE NETHER!

…also what’s this about chickens and cows? there’s only purple sheep and— well, not demon chicken anymore, I guess…

ugh, all this creepy-ass hell fog must be messing with my head.

ah, Fort Dumbass Mark II. possibly my greatest achievement yet. it truly is a marvel of construction.

dear god I’m so alone.

the only thing that can hold you back is your own imagination. the world is your mollusk, friend. you must seize the booty.

I mean the minecraft.

ur welcom.

so minecraft right

look at that minecraft show me the minecraft give me the minecraft i want the minecraft

Headless Chicken! …that’s stuck in a wall.

Running around like a chicken with it’s head cut off! Or more like a chicken running into a wall. 

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"Dimensional rifts" continue to baffle physicists

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Yet another instance of mobs seeming to “walk into blocks” only to reemerge elsewhere has been observed. A local testificate reported seeing what appeared to be a normal chicken bobbing its head beneath the surface of a pool of water. When the chicken wasn’t coming up for air, the concerned villager approached the scene and discovered that the chicken’s head was not submerged in water, but seemingly going straight through a solid block.

"This is an interesting case," explains renowned physicist Dr. Ana Kata. "Whereas in previous incidents the mob was seen emerging from space, this is the first time we’ve witnessed anything actually entering the rift."

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Dr. Kata and several of her colleagues have been leading extensive research into the matter since the first observation of the phenomenon. “Obviously we’re dealing with some kind of higher dimension here,” she says. “It’s the same principle as a wormhole, although on a much smaller scale. If you want to connect two points on a piece of paper you can either draw a line between them, or you can just fold the paper in half and connect them directly, no travel involved.”

She admits that, while they have a basic idea of *how* these transports work, they can only speculate *why* they appear. “It’s definitely a mystery. But that’s what makes it exciting. There hasn’t been this much activity in the physics community since the discovery of the Clipping Anomaly years ago.”

yes this is the askbox! this is where you should be if you want to say hi or ask a question that I may or may not actually be able to answer! if you're trying to submit something you should be in the submissions box instead of here! but I believe you are a capable individual and I trust you know what you are doing.